1. Hitler: Have you come to gloat over me? It's in vain!
2. Hitler: I will rest in Valhalla!
3. Stalin: There is no such thing as Valhalla[1].
4. Stalin: Any seminary student[2] would tell you that.
5. Hitler: He's gone... Why on Earth he always have the final word?
[1] The Orthodox Church did not, and does not, appreciate pagan religions.
[2] In 1884 - 1889 Stalin studied in Tiflis Orthodox Theological Seminary, but was expelled from it right before graduation.